1. I Haven’t Posted in a While, I’m Sorry About That
2. Why You Only Need 3 Hours of Sleep
3. A Case for Textbooks: Why We Need MORE in the Classroom
4. Traveling Isn’t Worth It, Stay Home
5. How I Stopped Eating Carbs
6. I Won Millions From Sharing a Facebook Post!
7. My One Little Word for 2016: RIGOR
8. Mama’s Famous Chitterlings Recipe
9. Better Your Brand: Stop Writing Blog Lists
10. Why Educators Should Blog Everyday
11. Did You Know? Henry Ford Invented the Automobile
12. Spiders, Ants, and Grasshoppers: The Other White Meat
13. How Google+ Made My Traffic Skyrocket!
14. 10 Reasons Not to Use Humor in the Classroom
15. 7 Reasons Apple Should Push Out iTunes Updates More Often
What are some blog posts you’d never write? You can leave your thoughts in the comments section or write your own blog post. If you create your own blog post, let me know by linking to this post (creating a pingback) or leaving a link to your own post in the comments.
I can’t wait to see what you wouldn’t write!
Check out my first installment of blog posts I’d never write.
So funny. I love #5, you wouldn’t see me writing about not eating carbs. The Italian side of me is in love with carbs!! Bring on the bread!
Hysterical. #5 and #9 are my favorites. Love. It. Meanwhile, if readers want “25 Great Ideas For Your Next Scrapbook Party” or “My Marathon Training Regime,” they’ll have to look…elsewhere. Thanks for this inspiration! Stopping by from the SHINE Blog Hop! 🙂
The iTunes one especially amused me.
It is the bane of my virtual existence.
5 reasons why toilet paper isn’t really necessary :). Great post thanks for sharing, the teacher in me appreciates it! Found you at the shine blog hop!
Thanks for visiting. I am still floored that toilet paper wasn’t commonly used until the late 1800s early 1900s.
I could never go back in time.
This is hilarious! Unfortunately, the only blog posts i wouldn’t write that are coming to mind right now are mean or sound mean, so I’ll keep them to myself…at least for now. LOL! Thank you for sharing this brilliant idea and your funny perspective on it.
I had some mean ones that didn’t make the list. “No Politics and No Personal Stuff” <- I had to remind myself.
The teacher in me can relate to #3 and #7 while the bread and pasta afficionado side of me loves #5. This is such a great post full of humor and truth. Thanks so much for sharing it with us on #SHINEbloghop, K. Ranae! It’s so wonderful to have you join us this week!
Ha! #7 is very educator specific, and I know it’s true for most of us.
I love when I can participate in the SHINEbloghop. I don’t like participating when I know I can’t commit to visiting other blogs. Thanks for reading.
Ha, awesome. I agree with you on the spider one. Ew. Ick.
Not in a million years. *gag*
Okay, #2 and #5 are at the top of my “never write” list! LOL!
My trainer suggested I cut out carbs. I told him, ‘Cut my carbs, and I’ll cut you’. Just how I roll. 🙂
My favorite was the one about Google+ ! Lol. I would never write “8 Way To Get Your Baby To Sleep Through The Night” Because I don’t even know 1, let alone 8!
Ha! My friend just posted on FB that his kid was the world’s worst alarm clock. He’s always asking for sleep tricks. One day this will all pass… hopefully.
Never-ending battle! 🙂
No! No more apple updates, please for the love of goodness!!!
Haha. Great list 😉
Thanks. Apple updates are like death and taxes.
I think its pretty ironic that its a blog post about blog posts you wouldn’t write 🙂 Its a pretty cool concept however
Yeah, it’s really silly but fun.
I agree, it was a fun post to read
Thanks so much, Brianna! I really appreciate you stopping by. 🙂
That’s a great post! I especially like #6. You inspired me to write my own 15 Things. Here’s the link: http://slowjoe40.blogspot.com/2016/02/15-blog-posts-ill-never-write-unless-i.html
(I’m not sure how a “pingback” works, but I did link to your post in my post. Thanks) (And now I have an iTunes update I have to go take care of.)
iTunes updates are the worst. I really enjoyed your list.
Fifty reasons why Donald Trump loves us….I WOULD NOT WRITE IT! LOL
Me either. Ha!
These were very funny and so true! Especially that first one (might have been guilty of that one before, but never again)
Some post I would never write;
– How my life is better WITHOUT coffee
– How my life is better WITHOUT chocolate
– Why you shouldn’t read
Life without coffee or chocolate is not a life worth living! Unless my doctors says I have too. Then I’d have to live a life sneaking coffee and chocolate. 😦
‘Why you shouldn’t read’ – If I wrote that, it would be a M.Night Shyamalan post. You’d think you were getting one thing and BAM; I’m hitting you with reasons like: You don’t have to worry about going on great adventures. and So you can think less..
That might actually be a great post! I would love reading such a post after (angrily) clicking a post that said “why you should not read.”
Loved #13..LOL.. and mine would be..”How I stopped eating potato chips”..Ha! That was even hard to type…
Ha! I’d rather walk on glass than stop eating potato chips.
I won’t ever write the “I’m Sorry” post either–sometimes I’ll give a heads-up about an absence or mention something about why I’ve been missing but it’s not a “I’m the worst! Sorry!”
Absolutely. I hate when bloggers are anxious because they haven’t published in a while. No need to apologize.