Some friends and I saw Bette Midler perform in New Orleans. On the way to our seats which were way up in the nose bleed section, we saw this…
The Smoothie King Center decided to convert a men’s bathroom into a women’s bathroom. They haphazardly slapped a blue trapezoid on the dude symbol but left the men’s urinals intact. Being with a bunch of ladies trying to use a bathroom with a bunch of urinals right before a Bette Midler concert was a pretty funny experience. By the smell of it, the dudes who used that bathroom previously had trouble hitting the wall stall. It was evident that they couldn’t get things straight. What I’m saying is it smelled revolting.
When I was walking out, I told a lady who was walking in, “Urine for a surprise”. The ladies walking behind me thought it was hilarious, but the lady I told the joke to failed to see the humor. I knew she soon would “get it” so I was cool with her snooty response.
Bette Midler was beyond awesome. I was a little leery because I’m not the biggest Bette fan. She made a huge fan that night! Bette was raunchy, funny, and she sang her bootay off. She looked good, and she put on a great show. She’s still got it!